The perfect guy

I was daydreaming recently about how I would build the perfect boyfriend:

He would --
be a good listener like Brian
be affectionate and all about the PDA like Etch
have a kind heart like Paul
have Officer Do-Right's body
be educated and have a professional career like Chet
be Catholic like ...

Yeah, that's where I stopped and realized I've got to make being a practicing Catholic a priority in the guys I date.