Happy Birthday to me!

Yay, I'm 34 today! I don't feel any different. I like birthdays, though, because it means PRESENTS! This is the only day I get to be totally selfish and it's condoned. I like getting Christmas presents, but for the most part I've given as well as (or better than) I've gotten. (Do not lecture me on the joys of giving. I know, I know, it is better to give than to receive, but it's my birthday. Cut me some slack!) I'm neither a mother nor a father, so those days are out. I'm neither a boss nor an administrative professional, so those days are out, too. Valentine's Day? What's that?

So, to repeat, in case you missed it: Today is my birthday and I hope to get lots of good stuff! Ooh, the phone is ringing. Let the birthday wishes begin!