Match Update #1

Match has turned out to be a lot of fun. I've gotten some (unintentionally) hilarious emails and winks from people with (unintentionally) hilarious profiles. Then there was the guy who I wanted to run over with my car. He had atrocious spelling: he said he frequently shops at Victory Secrete. He also said he only dates black women because as the saying goes "Once you try black, you never go back." Now, c'mon. Sure we've all heard the phrase and some of us have even said it, but would you really put in on your dating profile and think black women would find it charming? Puh-leeze.

I've met one guy in person. Let's call him 'Hogan.' We met at a restaurant, had drinks and chips, then went to my watering hole and had more drinks. Sunday we chatted online for a bit and he asked me to come over and watch the game. It was an okay time. Hogan is a nice guy, and we have an awesome amount of stuff in common. But, ultimately, there was no spark. We kissed a couple of times, but ... meh. I think we can be friends if he's up for it. We'll see.

So, that's it for now. Pardon me while I jump back into the dating pool.