Still getting a shirt

I don't know why this popped into my head, but here's a funny story.

When I was in high school, I met a guy in a grocery store and gave him my phone number. We talked on the phone a couple of times, and I was starting to like him. He was a few years older than I was and already out of high school. I knew my parents would never let me date him. One evening he called and said he wanted to see me. I was nervous about what my parents would say, so I decided to let him come over, but just not give them any advance warning. That way they couldn't say no.

So, the guy told me he had been working on his car, so he was going to put on a clean shirt then come over. He never showed up. That was about 18 years ago. He must be doing a hell of a lot of laundry!